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Afterwards, they plan to purchase drugs for Badass and Junkie. They discover the dead body of a sex worker in the trunk of the car. Badass and Junkie had been partying the night, and do not recall if they killed her.
They decide to dispose of the body. They pick the night at a motel for free, after convincing the motel owner that the sex worker is alive and will bury sex for the room. Geek calls the police to report her sister for multiple crimes, including having a dead body and drugs in her trunk, as well as an illegal firearm.
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She knocks them out, handcuffs them together naked, and leaves. She and Geek argue about Geek calling the cops; Badass knocks her out with a punch to the face. They purchase drugs and use them to pass the time until it is dark enough to transport the body.
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A street gang assaults the dealer's house, targeting Junkie and the dealer. Badass hears the fighting from outside the house. She rescues Junkie and shoots everyone else inside. Geek tries to call the cops, but an unidentified figure pic, out her right eye with a baseball bat. The four friends escape in their car.
They stop to look at a map. Junkie's arm, which was seriously injured in the fight, is torn off by a passing semi-truck. They try hookera bury the sex worker, but she sits up, alive.
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Badass instinctively hits her in hookdrs head with a shovel, killing her. Frightened and unnerved, they flee the scene. The next day, they are attacked by the sex worker's pimp.
Badass kills him. Geek and Badass have another argument,[ further explanation needed ] and the four friends separate.
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